Funny Quotes: Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it. It's not cheating unless you get caught. Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I've done it dozens of times. I think crime pays. I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Avoid hangovers: stay drunk. Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life ! As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. I've got problem for your solution... Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say "Are you gonna drink that?" Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend's looks and vise versa. Everyone has a photogr